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Zoom bombed

Zoom bombed

Well, I FINALLY got Zoom bombed.

It was awful.

I’ve heard about meetings being bombed by people cursing, or dropping their pants, or screaming and yelling, but it never happened to me … until today.

I was on a Zoom conference call with my accountants and business managers when all of a sudden some woman bombs the meeting … she was wearing mismatched animal prints with bulk jewelry and a gaudy jacket that was way out of season. She didn’t say anything, but she didn’t have to; the damage was done.

I left the meeting immediately and ran to the bathroom to wash my eyes out with warm water and Visine. I then got a bottle of wine and restarted my day. The financial books will have to wait until tomorrow. I’m trying to figure out what kind of sick, twisted person would do something like this? If you’re going to bomb a Zoom meeting, would it kill you to wear neutral earth tones?

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