Lies My Mother Told Me: Tall Tales from a Short Woman

“When you’re invited to a dinner party, you should always be prepared with three good stories to tell.”
-Joan Rivers

But my mother never said those stories had to be true….

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#JoansJokes

Remember, formal occasions are really just informal ones with uncomfortable clothes.

ENTERTAINING

I stepped on my talking scale and it told me to come back when I’m alone.

DIETING

I don’t mind being hit by Cupid’s arrow, as long as the tip was dipped in Botox.

VALENTINE’S DAY

Winter has been so cold, my breasts froze to my knees.

WINTER

I thought I was getting a terrific suntan, but it turned out my liver spot had just grown.

SUMMER

It’s inconsiderate that Memorial Day kicks off the unofficial outdoor barbecue season, but never includes a tribute to Joan of Arc.

SUMMER

She’s kissed so many sailors, her lips go in and out with the tide.

FLEET WEEK

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Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving holiday. We decided to do some traveling and left way too early, but it’s always great being with family. How did you spend Thanksgiving?

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Have you listened to the latest #grouptext episode with @davidyontef of @behindvelvetrope? We dish on so much including Cher’s new memoir. Grab some leftovers, and listen now!

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Happy Black Friday for all who celebrate!
Who else got up at 6am to hunt for bargains?

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Taking a look back at some Thanksgiving moments of the past. So much to be grateful for. Thanks to all of you for sharing so many of your memories of my mother.
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It’s our reality round up today on #grouptext with none other than @davidyontef from @behindvelvetrope. We talk all things Real Housewives. First up we dish on Dorit Kemsley from RHOBH coming in hot. Click the link in bio now to listen!

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Pass the gravy!

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Is cozy and comfy your thing? Comment which look you like or didn’t like below. And a reminder this is #notanad I just think @target is cute and affordable.

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