Lies My Mother Told Me: Tall Tales from a Short Woman

“When you’re invited to a dinner party, you should always be prepared with three good stories to tell.”
-Joan Rivers

But my mother never said those stories had to be true….

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Melissa’s podcast where she shares whatever she and her friends are texting about…this includes everything from fashion on the Red Carpet and the annoying number of “reboots,” to being an empty nester and so much more. Hear unvarnished truths from some of the funniest and best in the business. You won’t want to miss this!

#JoansJokes

Remember, formal occasions are really just informal ones with uncomfortable clothes.

ENTERTAINING

I stepped on my talking scale and it told me to come back when I’m alone.

DIETING

I don’t mind being hit by Cupid’s arrow, as long as the tip was dipped in Botox.

VALENTINE’S DAY

Winter has been so cold, my breasts froze to my knees.

WINTER

I thought I was getting a terrific suntan, but it turned out my liver spot had just grown.

SUMMER

It’s inconsiderate that Memorial Day kicks off the unofficial outdoor barbecue season, but never includes a tribute to Joan of Arc.

SUMMER

She’s kissed so many sailors, her lips go in and out with the tide.

FLEET WEEK

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I found the must bag for fall in the must have color of the season. This one is an investment, but I have had bags that I’ve invested in that literally lasted for decades.

I love a deep purple, burgundy color just to add a pop of color. You could even try a simple accent of purple in a pair of gloves, a scarf or a piece of jewelry.

Link to the bag in my stories. What’s a piece you have that you invested in that lasted years?
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From security guard to hosting a hit show for 19 years, Steve Wilkos has seen it all.

Right now on my podcast #grouptext, we talk about the moment that changed his life (thanks, Jerry Springer and Dancing with the Stars 🕺) to the wildest moments of his career.

We go in.

Link in bio now to listen or check out my YouTube channel Melissa Rivers official to watch!
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This week on my podcast #grouptext I have Steve Wilkos. This was a very fun conversation.

Link in bio tomorrow to listen.
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ICYMI:

My favorite reality show Below Deck Med is back and so is my favorite captain, the one and only Captain Sandy.

She joins me on #GroupText to spill ALL the tea:

What really went down this season.
Did she really know that Nathan’s baby momma was Gael?!
The scandals you know are coming
Plus, we talk to Sandy’s wife Leah.

Trust me, Bravo fans… you don’t want to miss this one.

Link in bio to listen NOW!#
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It’s that time. Amazon Prime day is today through tomorrow and I’m sharing my favorite affordable(ish) products.

First up is beauty. And yes these are products I actually like!

Check my stories as well with links.
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