Staying indoors for days on end with no social contact leaves the mind free to wander. I’ve been doing a lot of soul-searching, and one thing I’ve realized about myself is that I am extremely good at buying sweatsuits.
My sweatsuit collection is robust to the point of ridiculousness. I began collecting them during a Paris Hilton phase, followed by a Sopranos phase, followed by Instagram fully taking over my life. Normally, there are not enough leisure hours in a week for me to give each of my sweatsuits its moment in the sun, and this weighs on me. But now, as we stay indoors seemingly forever, I find myself overprepared. My sweatsuit connoisseurship is finally paying off. I guess you can call that a silver lining?
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