Today is Memorial Day, the day we honor true American heroes, the men and women who served our country in the Armed Forces. But because of the quarantine, there are no parades, no celebrations – no way to pay homage to those deserving heroes. So instead, I’m going to honor other American heroes – the designers who dress the men and women who serve our country in the Armed Forces. I’m going to honor our brave soldiers by going on-line and pissing away a small fortune on Chanel pants, Michael Kors jackets, Leboutin heels and Hermes scarves. So if you see me on the street feel free to smile, tell me I look good, and just know that I’m doing it for the troops.