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Memorial Day 2019

Dear Diary June 3, 2019 0 Comments

For lots of reasons Memorial Day is both my favorite AND least favorite holiday of the year. I’ll explain – although I’m still recovering from sitting in the sun drinking a fifth of lunch, I can’t guarantee my reasons will be explained in any particular order.   The first reason I love Memorial Day is that there are no gifts

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Aunt Becky

Dear Diary May 10, 2019 0 Comments

I am sooooo pissed off at Lori Loughlin. I cannot believe she bribed officials to get her kid into college. I find that appalling. She and her husband are very rich. How rich? Somewhere between the State of Rhode and Oprah, rich. Plus, Lori’s famous; has she made 237,000 Hallmark movies, she’s Aunt Becky, for fuck’s sake. You’d think that

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Spring Break

Dear Diary May 6, 2019 0 Comments

I’m so lucky I have the greatest son in the world. And I say this not only because it’s true, but because he’s either copied my fingerprint or knows how to get around my facial recognition ID and can break into my devices and might read this. (FYI, he’s already managed to clone my credit cards.) My neighbor however, isn’t

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Super Bowl

Dear Diary February 4, 2019 0 Comments

The Super Bowl is over and I’m not nearly as happy as I was last year when my beloved Philadelphia Eagles won the whole enchilada and accepted the Vince Lombardi trophy as choruses of boos rained down on NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell. This year I was glad that my other fave team, the L.A. Rams, were in it. FYI, I

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